Monday, August 29, 2011

God, even when I’m not being awkward, I still come across as awkward.

My suite-mates are having some party deal in the commons of our room… some guys are over. I decided that I wanted to run outside and smoke a cigarette, halfway down the hall, I realized I’d forgotten my student ID and my key to get back in.

This wouldn’t be such a big deal if I hadn’t made eye-contact with one of the guys that are hanging out in the room, froze, and said “Oh shit.” I immediately turned around and went back into my room to grab my stuff, and this is what I hear:

“So your roommate, the short one, was coming down the hall. She saw me, turned right back around and went into her room.” This was followed by a loud roar of laughter from every damn person in my suite.

Okay.

So, I’m socially awkward. But I’m not THAT freaking awkward. Give me a little credit here, guys.

My timing sucks.